The air is crisp, the lattes are cinnamon-dusted, and my car smells like a seasonal candle gave up halfway through. That can only mean one thing: fall is here, and so is the daily school drop-off rodeo.
Between dodging rogue backpacks and waving at moms I only recognize by their sunglasses, I’ve gathered a few nuggets of wisdom—steeped in caffeine and survival instincts.
1. The Latte Is Sacred
Do not—under any circumstances—attempt meaningful conversation before the first sip. This includes questions like “Where’s my Chromebook?” or “Can I bring slime to school?” The answer is always no until the coffee says yes.
2. The Drop-Off Lane Is a Test of Character
It’s not just a line of cars—it’s a psychological thriller. Will the kid in front of you remember to unbuckle? Will the mom behind you judge your pajama pants? Will your own child exit the vehicle with the grace of a ninja or the drama of a Broadway audition? Stay strong.
3. Backpacks Are Black Holes
They contain everything except what your child actually needs. Today’s inventory: three broken pencils, a half-eaten granola bar, and a note from last week’s field trip. But no permission slip. Obviously.
4. Fall Feelings Are Real
There’s something about autumn that makes everything feel a little more tender. Maybe it’s the golden light or the fact that your tween suddenly wants to wear flannel and talk about existential dread. Lean in. Listen. And maybe sneak a pumpkin muffin into their lunchbox.
5. Advice from the Passenger Seat
Here’s what I’ve learned from my daughter lately:
- “You don’t have to fix everything, Mom. Just be there.”
- “Sometimes I just want quiet. But like, with snacks.”
- “Can we decorate for Halloween today even though it’s September 9th?”
Fair enough.
So here’s to the moms in the minivans, the dads with the coffee thermoses, and the kids who make us laugh, cry, and question our sanity—all before 8 a.m. May your lattes be strong, your drop-offs be smooth, and your fall be filled with moments that remind you: this season isn’t just about surviving—it’s about savoring. The flannel, the feelings, the fleeting moments when your kid actually lets you hug them in public.
And if you’re looking for a little extra magic to tuck into their lunchbox (besides that slightly smushed muffin), I’ve got you covered. Introducing Pumpkin Spice Pep Talks—a cozy collection of printable lunchbox notes filled with encouragement, giggles, and just enough sass to get them through the day.
Because sometimes, a little note is the warmest hug you can pack between the juice box and the granola bar.
With a coffee in one hand and the steering wheel in the other,
💛Bethany